60 gold
"DETECTIVE SUNGLASSES"
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These bad boys are capable of TWO PROPRTIES when wearing them: ONE You get a feat called 'INVESTIGATOR' which gives you a proficieny in investigation and insight. TWO: YOu can do a 'CIA' moment where you must say a cutting one liner. Depending on how good it is you can teleport your character and allies to any location. It's apparently up to the 'DM' whoever that is.
10 Gold
PRE COOKER
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Have you ever found a recently killed dead animal and thought that you'd really love to eat it but you don't know how to do all the messy deboning and cooking part? Well this device is FOR YOU! Any animal part put inside will be plucked, deboned, and cooked beautifully to whoever place it inside's preferences. It can only be used once a day and takes 30-120 minutes depending on the meat but HEY! Who doesn't like food on the go? That's why fast food resteraunts exisit! EXCEPT THIS THING IS HEALTHIER AND BETTER!!
50 gold
BALL?
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I tihnk it's some metal ball that youcan throw at people. Anyone whos' hit by it takes 1d6 damage (+ atk bonus). It clearly can open too but I can't get the button to open. I think my claws make it hard. Maybe you'll be able to open it. Supposedly you can trap whatever creature you want given a DEX save. that is, if you can get whatever currently is in it OUT. I don't know what's in it but hey who doesn't like a little gamble every now and then??
50 gold
CANDY CANE SWORD
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Apparently it rolls on a 1d8. You can lick it into different shapes and sizes though that might change your die!!!! KILL YOUR ENEMIES!! Also Your enemy must roll a CON save if you score 17 or higher and if they fail they get poisoned from it somehow! Maybe you shouldn't lick it actually...
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