1. HE STEALS ANIMALS FROM THEIR NATURAL HABITAT
Yes you heard it here folks he unethically steals animals from their dimensions to current ones. Not even considering what risks there are in relocation especially of wild animals. HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A PERMIT!! He thinks he can just take whatever he wants because he's some stupid ancient robot race. Yeah well i'm a almost extinct race of elves fuckface but you don't see me using it as a means of giving animals to people who might not know how to take care of them!! I only relocate creatures that do not belong in dimenions or actively harm them.
2. HE CALLS HIMSELF THE PET PIMP
What kind of name is that folks? A bad one I bet he doesn't even know what a pimp is. He says he just like the "fashion" and "style" but let's face it folks he's creepy! I said it! He's creepy! He probably doesn't give discounts and he probably put people into dimensional rifts.
3. HE's A BAD KISSER
I'll say it too! He SUCKS at kissing. Probably because he's a robot and his body is just cold steel but the only steel I WOULD WANT is the STEAL of MY PRICES OVER HIS! Also he's a death robot so his breath probably smells bad. It doesn't but Don't let his wife fool you, he CANNOT KISS! I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE! how do i delete text
4. HIS SON IS A CRIMINAL
Or well one of his kids? There's also that bird kid but I got like no idea what's going on with them they gotl ike a big family tree so LET'S FOCUS ON THE CRIMINAL! HE RAISED A CRIMINAL! I don't even want kids so my costumers don't even need to worrry about the idea of me raising a criminal! LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE!! ALSO i'm pretty sure in a alternate universe pet pimp is also evil.
