Welcome to the shop

Please read this first!

WE DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH ANY OTHERWORLDY ENTITIES CALLED THE PET PIMP. IF YOU SEE THE PET PIMP CALL THE POLICE!!

Cookie Sherbet was born on [REDACTED] at Chuckles Ave in the original North Pole. There he worked as a factory worker for building toys for young spoiled brats all over the world. In the year [REDACTED] Cookie was a ex-worker who enacted in the Elf Rights act of [REDACTED]. A act that was meant to provice safer and mode advanced working conditions to match up with the needs of modern day children. However, with the assination of Santa in 1899 that brought a whole bunch of changes to the world! The belief of Santa died and most elves were out of jobs, Cookie being one of them. Luckily for him he had met his beautiful wife!

Cream Sickle was born in January 29th, 2024. She was raised by a wealthy pastry and snack company Love-Bar. WARNING: THIS IS NEXT SENTENCE IS - FOR LEGAL REASONS - A JOKE. What their consumers didn't know is that many of the pastries were totally terrible for you! Cream - originally known by Sugar back then - had left her father's industry due to unethical production and employee management. She did not let things stop her though as she explored the world and found ancient artifacts across the planet. While leaving to her apartment she came across the young Cookie and the two were smitten lovers and business owners since.

COOKIE AND CREAM CHRISTMAS SHOP is now only a reclaiming of the sickening holiday to become something much more cheerful and celebatory for workers AND consumers alike but it's also a great place for main characters Party members to get stuff to fight with! How do they get their items? Well that's a mystery buddy! All you need to know that it's truly out of this world B)

Cookie and Cream Christmas Shop is cannot be sued because you bought a bad item. Items also cannot be refunded unless you're really good at talking (Or you're hot ;]) or you're - as the kiddies say - A S TIER BAKER. Bargians follow under similar logic

ONLY TIME WE ALLOW REUTRNS IS THAT IF ITS CURSED BUT WE HAVE A NO-BAD-CURSE-GUARANTEE! (Unless we warn you there's a curse then that's on you)